Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul thanking each other in their Emmy acceptance speeches
In a great hall with pillars hewn out of the living stone sat the E l v e n k i n g on a chair of carven wood. On his head was a crown of berries and red leaves, for the autumn was come again. In the spring he wore a crown of woodland flowers. In his hand he held a carven staff of oak.
I swear the fuckin producers of the simpsons knew shit was an issue before anyone opened their eyes.
The thing about horror movie situations is imma do my best to help you but if we running and you fallin or we hidin and you whimperin and sobbin, that’s it! I can’t do nothing else for you! You have made the choice to be a damsel in distress and boo this ain’t Camelot I have 0 time to die
they both just turned 56
I’m not saying anything but I’m just saying
And they wonder why I look forward to the holidays…
But why does Ariana need to apologize for actions that were not her own? She never said anything, Frankie is the one who said all of those offensive things, also threatened to get two guys to take a contestants ‘two virginities’ and you’re going to drag Ariana into this? I knew it was going to happen since he is HER brother and she is a global phenom right now, but why get your five seconds of fame through her? Why didn’t you ask the whole Grande family to apologize? Why just her? Exactly.
It’s all on Frankie, not Ariana. He said those things, not Ariana. So she doesn’t need to apologize for shit, he does.
Can we talk about Spy Kids 3 for a second because it’s just the MOST BAFFLING CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE EVER
First we open to LITTLE BABY SELENA GOMEZ
THE PRESIDENT IS GEORGE CLOONEY?
Later we see Juni’s grandpa who is KHAN??
who spends the whole movie chasing a butterfly
THE VILLAIN IS SYLVESTER STALLONE
WHO GETS VILLAIN ADVICE FROM THREE OTHER SYLVESTER STALLONES
ELIJAH WOOD SHOWS UP
ONLY TO DIE IN THE NEXT SCENE
Then we find out that the president was actually the villain the whole time which makes ZERO SENSE but leads to this glorious George Clooney Sylvester Stallone impression
Then we get Antonio Benderez doing this?
AND THEIR UNCLE WHO IS STILL MACHETE
AND THEN STEVE BUSCEMI SHOWS UP ON A FLYING PIG FOR NO REASON
HOW WAS THIS A MOVIE???
I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes
Babies have no concept of object permanence
That’s one of the sickest burns I’ve ever read.
everything is a competition unless I’m losing and then fuck off not everything has to be a competition asshole
With every new step, the closer you are to becoming a cast member and a part of the DCP family!
This is what I needed to see. I WANT THIS SO BAD. Fingers crossed.
today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket
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