stealinyoman:

marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you 

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pokemonnurse:

shinjimikami:

ok

Thank

pokemonnurse:

shinjimikami:

ok

Thank

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pleatedjeans:

single-image version

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nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

when you make a joke and someone tells you “that’s not very nice”

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thetopnotchbitch:

4gifs:

Sniper prank (illegal, don’t try this at home).

THAT FUXKING LAST GUY PRANCING AS HE RUNS OMG

thetopnotchbitch:

4gifs:

Sniper prank (illegal, don’t try this at home).

THAT FUXKING LAST GUY PRANCING AS HE RUNS OMG

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merethnuingiliath:

videoisvideo:

kunstlerroman:

A gecko utilizing claws on their feet to defy gravity. 



I knew before I scrolled down that gif would be there.

merethnuingiliath:

videoisvideo:

kunstlerroman:

A gecko utilizing claws on their feet to defy gravity. 

I knew before I scrolled down that gif would be there.

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jaclcfrost:

i don’t care if a character is immortal i want to know their age. their exact age. i want to know how many centuries they’ve been around. if they died before they became immortal i want to know how old they were then. don’t give me that “age: immortal” shit. do not go there

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FRIENDLY REMINDER TO THE STEAM COMMUNITY

erratictyrant:

DON’T OPEN GMOD, SOMEONE FUCKED WITH IT NOW IT HAS A VIRUS. 

SO DON’T OPEN IF IT YOU WANT TO KEEP YOUR COMPUTER

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I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside…

the-angels-take-asgard:

avis-meum:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

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I would marry this man

guys we broke another post because this one’s not showing any notes

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tuiteyfruityundead:

thetransintransgenic:

ashkenazi-autie:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

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shadowpassion:

restlesslyaspiring:

pearlsandink:

Men’s Rights Activists.

OH MY GOD THIS IS A PERFECT REPRESENTATION

I will never stop my assault on tumblr and feminism

You will never silence the voice of men, never.

You can not gain equality unless you give it.

Ps? Getting kicked in the testicles is scientifically more painful than giving birth. So you can fuck yourselves.

I will never give up until every tumblr feminist is gone, withering away in the dirt. The egalitarian master race sends their regards.

Feminism is outdated.

Guys look fresh men tears

"scientifically more painful" when science can lay down a universal standard of pain tolerance i’ll delete my blog and join mma fighting lmfao

EGALITARIAN MASTER RACE OMFG I AM DYING
"getting kicked in the testicles is more painful" Well we can DIE of childbirth, so….

"You will never silence the voice of men, never."
They’ve always been the ones speaking you can afford to quiet down a little bit honey.

Hey shadowpassion: Don’t appeal to science unless you have some freaking science to appeal to.

As it happens, scientists have created a quantified scale for measuring pain in the 40s-50s. It has a specific “this is the difference between one number and the next”, so it’s not 10 but 11 that’s generally the most an untrained human can physically bear — 12 if you’re a bit above average.

And, as it also happens, somebody thought to do a study (more informal article) on childbirth. On average, the pain of childbirth topped at 10.5. You might recognize that number as HALF A POINT below your brain SHUTTING DOWN because of the pain. ON AVERAGE.

So unless your claiming that whenever you get kicked in the balls, you literally pass out — and I do mean pass out, as throwing up is way down at 7-9 — then no.

This has been brought to you by the number “science” and the letters “F” and “U”.

and the generous contribution from the science side of tumblr

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gyllenhaha:

you can smell someone peeling an orange from literally 40 miles away

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fennecwolfox:

oeste:

misterhippity:

I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.
So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled
so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god

I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.
Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.

fennecwolfox:

oeste:

misterhippity:

I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.

So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled

so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god

I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.

Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.

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kvotheunkvothe:

thesassylorax:

everthorne:

judas was creepy as fuck

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Personal space, Judas. It’s a thing.

"Hello, Jesus."
"…Judas, we’ve talked about this."

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